Welcome

            I have somehow been convinced to start a blog, and I’m not quite sure how to go about that, so for now I’m going to use it as an “open diary” and we’ll just see where it goes from there.

            I really hate saying that.  Diaries are meant to stay private, aren’t they?  What’s the point of writing a diary if everyone’s going to read it?  Whatever maybe I’ll just use this for short stories.  I like the idea of using it for both.

            Anyway, I’ve recently become addicted to Desperate Housewives.  And it’s so not my fault!  I turned on the T.V. and some guy’s being shanked in the back of a police car; I can’t help but be intrigued.  So I’ve now watched all of seasons one and two, and I’m Desperately (like how I did that there? XD) waiting for Lifetime to give me more episodes.  I realize I’m quite a few seasons behind so shh.  Actually I don’t care, I don’t mind spoilers.

            I love cliffhangers though.  Everyone hates me for it too because I’m really good at using them in my stories.  Which you’ll all find out if I ever post any of them up here.  One step at a time I guess.  That stupid green grammar line!  It taunts me whenever it thinks it’s right, but I know its dirty little secrets!  It’s such a jerk too because when you tell it to “Ignore Once” it doesn’t.  You type a new sentence and it comes right back.  It’s an oppressive, demanding, little squiggle, and it knows it too!

            I was always told that paragraphs are supposed to relate to each other, but they were also supposed to be like a separate topic.  ;_; I don’t think I’m very good at that.  My paragraphs usually have: a) NOTHING to do with each other, or b) they say the exact same thing as the one before.  The only exception is in my stories.  For some reason the paragraphs in my stories are very good at being similarly different.  I can’t do that with essays.

            Speaking of my stories though, I write very heavily in fantasy or incredibly terrible things.  For instance: the first story I plan to post on here is going to be the Three of Prophecy.  It’s about three girls who find out they’re destined to save the world from a very powerful dragon by using the powers of Fire, Water, and Wind, which are the three most powerful elements on the planet of Ablgath.  Most of my stories will take place on either Ablgath or Earth.  Another story that I want to post sometime in the far off future is the Wetsuit Killers.  It’s actually not something I came up with alone; a friend and I were joking around, and this will give you an insight to my sense of humor, it resulted in the story about two young men and a woman that are a group of serial killers.  Oh and they wear wetsuits when they murder.  The squeaking is the clue that they’re coming for you!

            Well I think this is enough for a first post.  Hopefully I’m not completely boring, and I promise things will get better!  I was kind of backed into a corner with this post.  On a final note: I plan to post something at least twice a week, and if I don’t get around to it I apologize in advance.  Also, if you don’t like my blog that’s totally fine by me.  I have no problems with trolls, in fact I love and encourage them.  I don’t mind arguing, and I will argue to the death with anyone who wishes it.  I do have one request though: if you really don’t like my blog, and you’re not going to do something productive about it, please don’t read it.  (By productive I mean leave me hate mails) The last thing I want is for you to suffer through reading something for no reason at all that you don’t like.

            Also, a few more “final” notes, there really is no relation between the title “The World Turns” and most of my posts.  That’s just something I tell people when we get into conversations about the past; I believe there’s no point in looking back because there’s really nothing you can do about it now.  And that’s how I live: day by day.  Also, feel free to leave comments of any nature.  I might not get back to every single comment ever in the History of ever, but I’ll try to get back to as many as I can.  Also, also, I have no shame, so you can feel free to ask me about any topic ever, and I will definitely not be embarrassed to talk about it! :D

            On that note I believe I’m going to allow your minds a rest, assuming you actually read the whole thing.  Enjoy life!  If you like it, spread it like the plague.